Overheard on the Internet

*Paraphrased* Inanna: So, you have to fast to atone for your sins? Makeminemike: Yeah. Inanna: See, I would have to atone for not fasting. I would so be damned to hell. Makeminemike: LOL! Inanna: That's why I'm a Wiccan. If we want to atone for anything we sacrifice a virgin and have a feast. Makeminemike: :- O