Saturday, August 21, 2004

If You Thought The Last Post Was Dumb....

This is worse.... Seems as though I'm not the only one who has trouble deciphering cyber-speak. Even some emoticons confuse me. But a friend of mine sent an e-mail today with some actual good ideas for "emoticons".. err.. ummm I mean "assicons": (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass So, now no one will be confused when I say "Hey, (_?_)!!" Urgh... I swear, better things to follow tonight. Either a dissertation on Love, Marriage and Infidelity or my list of rules/wants in an ideal man. You can vote in the comments if you so desire... if not, you get what I post.
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    5 Comments:

    Blogger Sloth said...

    Actually, I thought that was really funny! It's cool to do a taking-a-break post once in a while. That's when I put up the McSweaney's posts.

    8/21/2004 02:14:00 PM  
    Blogger Varla said...

    Love the tight ass, and the smart ass. Funny. I vote for the ideal man post. I'm always curious...

    8/21/2004 02:55:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I loved this! I have trouble understanding a lot of emoticons, too- it's good to know I'm not alone!

    8/21/2004 08:53:00 PM  
    Blogger fleece said...

    Heeheehee!! I've seen the breasts version and that's funny too.

    Drop me an email if you are coming to Boston, if there's a blogger conference, lemme know! I'd love to meet you, if you like.

    8/21/2004 10:03:00 PM  
    Blogger Inanna said...

    OMG - Just had the biggest brain fart as to who commented... Urgh!! Uh... Sloth? Always good to have you around ma dear.. Varla - hee hee and since you're the only one who voted, you get the ideal man post... Anon - glad I could help you out and Fleece - grrrl, would love to meet you too!!!! I can't wait to hit Beantown. I'll be posting trip details as they become available and my e-mail is included in my profile. wOOt!!!

    8/21/2004 10:23:00 PM  

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