If You Thought The Last Post Was Dumb....
This is worse....
Seems as though I'm not the only one who has trouble deciphering cyber-speak. Even some emoticons confuse me. But a friend of mine sent an e-mail today with some actual good ideas for "emoticons".. err.. ummm I mean "assicons":
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
So, now no one will be confused when I say "Hey, (_?_)!!" Urgh... I swear, better things to follow tonight. Either a dissertation on Love, Marriage and Infidelity or my list of rules/wants in an ideal man. You can vote in the comments if you so desire... if not, you get what I post.
3 Comments:
Love the tight ass, and the smart ass. Funny. I vote for the ideal man post. I'm always curious...
I loved this! I have trouble understanding a lot of emoticons, too- it's good to know I'm not alone!
OMG - Just had the biggest brain fart as to who commented... Urgh!! Uh... Sloth? Always good to have you around ma dear.. Varla - hee hee and since you're the only one who voted, you get the ideal man post... Anon - glad I could help you out and Fleece - grrrl, would love to meet you too!!!! I can't wait to hit Beantown. I'll be posting trip details as they become available and my e-mail is included in my profile. wOOt!!!
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