Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

They tried to say they didn't have a copy reserved for me but I pulled out my very authentic looking wand and they searched through the receipts and found mine. It was 10 to 12. Shut up. The lady who owns the bookstore is British. We're allowed. I got home at 12:15 a.m. I have made it to Chapter 20, page 423. Absolutely fascinating... I have laughed more at this book than the other's combined but my feeling is the last part of the book will not be as funny as the beginning. (Based on the chapter titles, which I shall not divulge here.) I'm going to get some sleep... no, I'm not sleeping with the book... really. Shut up.