I was hoping I would see the bitch that works at the law firm down the street from me this morning. I woke up with cramps and a headache. Somebody needs to pay. This woman is just like my mother. It appears she never steps out of the house without each flyaway hair lacquered into place. She walks like she's trying to keep a marble between her butt cheeks. She would drown if ever caught in rainstorm. Snotty hag. She has been the object of my ire since she made a racist comment about a good friend of mine. My friend is very small statured and this bitch didn't see her behind all the people over 5 feet tall in the elevator. I haven't liked her since and I'll never like her. I imagine that she only has sex in the missionary position and fakes orgasms a lot because she's so frigid no man could last long enough to defrost her twat. She probably has sex on a towel too, you know, to soak up the condensation. She's thin but hangs out with two fat women. I think this is to make her look good because after they get off the elevator she makes fun of them. I keep hoping she trips and falls face first into a parking meter. One day I'm going to help that along.