Sunday, October 24, 2004

Hmmm.... (Trying to Get Out the Vote)

I had another post up but it made the text of my blog sink waaaaaaaaaaay to the bottom. I don't know why. And it was funny shite too!! Well, IMHO. Soooo.... dunno. Look for my "Female Locker Room - The Series" soon. In the meantime, my friend Kev is in quite a quandry. This chica where he works at is fast becoming a "stalker-in-waiting." Kev is not a friendly guy. He would pass for "extremely grumpy" about five out of seven days a week... the five that he works. Very cute guy though. I should know. I adore him myself, just not to the point of stalking. So, I have offered my services at meeting the bitch head-on. Meaning, I go to his office to "pick him up" for lunch. I have a few options here. I have one skirt that is fairly short but has a slit up the thigh so that if the wind blows the right way you get a show. The other is a plaid looking skirt that looks more like a belt than a skirt... in a very schoolgirl kinda way, minus the thigh-high hose. Of course, I have the 3-inch "come-fuck-me" heels and a nice sweater which molds itself to my Barbie curves. (Did you know that women built like Barbie have better fertility? I don't feel so bad about having narrow hips now.) Now you get to vote. What will it be? Slit up to there or the schoolgirl skirt? Don't worry, I got the legs to pull it off. Cast your vote!! I think this is might be a better election than the one coming up. And just to give you a reason to play, I'll post a pic of the outcome.... errr with me in it.
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    Blogger Tsarina said...

    I'm first? Wow! I vote for the slit up to there... schoolgirl may seem a little obvious that you're trying for a reaction. Just my 2 cents.

    10/24/2004 11:15:00 AM  
    Blogger Trashman said...

    Go with the plaid. Get the thigh hose and try at least a 5" heal. If that heal is too tall get a 5" heel with a 3" platform. Oh and a lollipop. Also ponytails on the sides of your head. Bright red lipstick and lots of blue eye shadow. That should do the trick. Wait a white button down shirt tied in a knot at the bellybutton and either braless or a black bra so it shows through. Yep. That's the ticket.

    10/24/2004 11:15:00 AM  
    Blogger Traci Dolan said...

    Tsarina - wOOt! wOOt! First!!! Thanks for the input.

    Trash - I'm reminded by your comment of something I read in your archives... "I like black velvet Elvis paintings, pink flamingo in the front yard, tattoos, big haired women, girls with to much make-up especially blue eye shadow, bleach blondes, walking down the street bare-foot, dark sheets for curtains (keeps all light out), lawn jockeys, rasslin (also known as wrestling by the educated types), The Simpler Life 2, bright red lipstick, and pretty much anything else in bad taste." ----> That's why I like you :o)

    10/24/2004 11:47:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i'm partial to schoolgirl outfits, myself. generally because i know it makes every man in the room sweat. when you're dealing with making another woman jealous, nothing works so much as lettin' it all hang out. i'd say the skirt with the slit, just because you'll look more grown-up and formidable. but really, either one will work.

    10/24/2004 01:19:00 PM  
    Blogger Esther said...

    If you want to impress him go for the school girl outfit. Just see trashmans reaction ;)
    If you want to make her jealous go for the skirt with the high slit. Combine that with the heels and the figure moulding top and you're all set up.

    10/24/2004 03:22:00 PM  
    Blogger Vadergrrrl said...

    Naughty school grrrl all the way. ya know, the know the intern look. That will even be patriotic, considering our climate.

    hee hee


    10/24/2004 09:48:00 PM  
    Blogger evilsciencechick said...

    school girl! school girl! :lol:

    10/24/2004 11:33:00 PM  
    Blogger Cattiva said...

    Sweetie...why worry about it? Dress in what YOU feel says "sexy corporate - I got him and you don't." She'll be on the defensive I assume, when you pick him up for lunch. You have a couple of options: Dress the classy date that she has no hope of topping...OR the cheesy stuff that will give her the impression that you're a bimbo she can overcome. Thigh-high slit or plaid belt/skirt, both bad options. If the stalker has any thoughts of corporate ladder, "me better than she stuff," the ultra sexy stuff might backfire.

    Personally I say dress as yourself. Strong, businesslike, intelligent. That's going to be way more intimidating than as a tart. If it was me, I'd go for corporate scion, not mailroom slut.

    10/24/2004 11:47:00 PM  
    Blogger JamDaddy said...

    Thanks a lot Cattiva, like we are really worried about more than the picture that will be posted, duh! Using logic and all that stuff, like we could turn down a cute school girl outfit.

    I vote for School Girl. However you have to have a great line to use in front of the other woman. When you are both near her say something like, "Hi honey, ready for our weekly role playing games?". Or maybe, ask "Is the school Master ready to spank the naughty school girl?". Something that will let her know the outfit comes with more than just a look. Bwahahaha.

    10/25/2004 12:39:00 AM  
    Blogger pc said...

    I'm torn. Personally, I think you'd look damn sexy in either. As a man (and therefore perpetually horny), my vote is for the schoolgirl outfit.

    But I have to agree with Esther and Cattiva that the way to go to stop the other woman's unwanted attention is probably the more conservative (if only slightly so) longer skirt with the slit up the side. I think this will make her take you more seriously.

    10/25/2004 07:22:00 AM  
    Blogger Traci Dolan said...

    El Sid, Esther, Vader, ESC - Such enthusiasm... I LOVE IT!!

    Cattiva - Now that’s food for thought. Thank for you looking out for my best interest.

    JD - Be nice to Cattiva!! But nooooooowwww I see what this is really all about... the picture!

    PC - Wha? You can see me sexy anyday!!! Sweatpants, sweatshirt, no make-up... yeah, okay, so I’m the only one sweating in that scenario....

    10/25/2004 07:49:00 AM  
    Blogger CountChocula said...

    I wholeheartedly agree with Cattiva. Sexy-smart, corporate chic is the way to go. :)

    10/25/2004 11:06:00 AM  
    Blogger Traci Dolan said...

    Countess -- Hmmmm... you and Cattiva seem to be the voices of reason here. The whole scenario is just to piss her off anyway... however, he said this morning that she's the type that people make movies about. I told him he better be glad he doesn't have a bunny to boil.

    10/25/2004 11:41:00 AM  
    Blogger Celti said...

    Oh, go for the school girl! you have one of those "little black dresses?" You know the one I mean. I've always thought that those were beyond sexy.

    10/25/2004 12:43:00 PM  
    Blogger Zelda said...

    Go schoolgirl, if that is the guys' consensus. Sad but true: Nothing is more intimidating to a girl than a guy who thinks you're hot. Forget what she thinks.

    10/25/2004 01:04:00 PM  

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